Cheapskates

Someone told me that the most secure computer in the world is the one not connected to the internet.

I recommend Iqara broadband.

WTF?

I have my exams coming up from day after. Cant believe they're putting me through all this and I'm playing along.

I tried to search for " attractive women in bombay who would like to sleep with overworked b-schooler" on the internet.

No results found.

Google is so overrated.

Inzy is the rocks in the Lahore

Inzamam at the presentation ceremony in Lahore after losing the match-

"Game cricket like this is, sometime winning sometime losing. We are not fielding well because is the losing game. Dhoni batting well is for win India. Inshallah better fielding cricket experience boys next game ."

Note To Self

When a woman tells you "It's not you, it's me", what she really means is "It's not me, it's you"